bloodychainmail:

Lots of people name their swords. - Lots of cunts.

bloodychainmail:

Lots of people name their swords. - Lots of cunts.

critter-of-habit:

Queen Margaery - breaker of awkward moments.

Choice words on Joffrey’s jewelry taste.

(Source: tyrionsthrone)

Sexual desire intensifies

(Source: thegladersoldier)

maybeiwantthetrouble:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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(via lasertagandcigars)

Killing a man at a wedding; horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?

(Source: bevkatz, via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

carnevore:

frozen came out 20 years ago 
just let that sink in

(via g-iggle)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via g-iggle)

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

(via g-iggle)

Anonymous Asked:
can you draw shrek getting fucked by donkey

thirstfollower:

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i think you need this drawing more